I laughed out loud several times, because the author has a great way
with words, especially the asides and analogies. Unfortunately, the
story doesn’t do much with its characters. For most of the book, they
are observing events from afar, barely even reacting –just running. The
wizards endorse Coin, and they disappear for half the book. Rincewind
runs away to another country, where he also observes the influx of magic
through somebody else. I thought he would turn into a real wizard in the
snake pit, but that fizzled out. Rincewind finally decides to take some
action at the end, but it so anti-climactic that I wonder how it can be
so easy. Still, the dialog and writing were so engaging that the book
was fun to read, despite its flaws. My favorite parts were without a
doubt anything that came into contact with the Librarian, who was
hilarious. Whenever I have the chance, I’ll continue to pick up
Diskworld books, because there’s enough in them to keep me truly
entertained.
Spoiler review:
I’ve read a few Discworld books, and they seem to be following an
unfortunate pattern. The characters observe too much of the story from
afar, or even up close, without interacting with it. It was a little
different for many of the Granny Weatherwax books, because they
influenced so much of it, but even at the end her series turned the
witches into little more than observers.
I could only read this
book for sprints of 45-60 minutes, because the humorous banter the
author parades got tiring after a while, and I found myself
underappreciating it. When in the mood, so many of the asides were
hilarious, and terrific observations or analogies. I loved the aside
about inspiration, having to hit the right person at the right moment,
instead of say a frog or a brick.
The story takes place at the
Unseen University, during the naming of a new arch-chancellor. The son
of a wizard who wanted a family and was therefore kicked out of the
University long ago, and who turned himself into a staff to accompany
his son, to defeat Death, shows up and takes control. He knows it’s his
destiny because the staff told him. But it seems that the staff wanted
more and more power, because Coin changes the University to his style,
grows a huge magical tower into the heavens, and starts a magical war
with other wizards, and eventually the gods.
I liked the
discussion between the wizards when Coin arrived, but when he became too
powerful one of them died and the other disappeared for half the book,
which was unfortunate. There was very little to say about the University
after that, except the hilarious parts with the very practical
librarian.
It’s the orangutan Librarian who saves all the
historic magical books in the end. He, like the books and all sorts of
magical creatures, could sense the impending doom of the Sourcerer
before he came. The creatures fled, and the Librarian moved them of
their own accord to another tower, so that when Coin turned his
attention to the books and burned the Library, most were saved. The book
doesn’t ascribe a believable motive to Coin for destroying the books,
but I suppose he doesn’t want to take the chance that somebody could
learn so many spells that they could eventually challenge him. He says
that there’s nothing left to learn, but I find that difficult to
believe, even coming from this kind of power.
Only one wizard can
feel the coming of the Sourcerer, and that’s Rincewind. A weak and
cowardly wizard, he flees the University before the Sourcerer comes.
There he meets Conina, thief, and daughter of Cohen the Barbarian. She’s
stolen the dead Archchancellor’s magical hat, because the thing is
sentient and asked to be stolen before the Sourcerer arrived. Rincewind
and Conina provided what was probably the funniest part of the book, as
they discuss his cowardice and her inner nature of barbarianism, while
she secretly wants to become a hairdresser. Their boat is attacked by
pirates, and while the captain is happy to have a wizard aboard, it’s
Conina who fights off the pirates, while Rincewind cowers as far from
the fighting as he can. They follow the pirates, who stole the hat, to
Al Khali, where the prince has shirked off all his duties to the vizier,
because he wants to be a poet (he’s a bad one, which is pretty funny).
The vizier Abrim takes the hat, sends Conina to the harem, and
Rincewind to a snakepit. The discussion of how to torture Rincewind was
funny, as all the usual painful methods were either unavailable or
required time to set up. The snake, it turns out, is shy, and a
Barbarian boy is hiding within its coils. The observations of the snake
were very enjoyable, as was learning about Nigel, who has a book on how
to become a Barbarian, written by none other than Cohen himself.
With all the magic permeating the air, Rincewind manages to do some
powerful spells, and they escape, and find Conina in the harem (Nigel
falls instantly in love), and they take off in a magic carpet, summon a
genie, who was also hilarious (he has a time-share, so can’t always be
in the lamp that’s rubbed). Abrun has put on the archmage’s hat, and
summons himself a tall tower with which to battle the Sourcerer, under
the guidance of the sentient hat.
I didn’t quite get the concept
of why the Sourcer would instigate such a war, especially when he’s so
much more powerful that the normal wizards. Wouldn’t he just do as he
did to the gods, and encase his rivals in a bubble and avoid the war? He
had wizards working for him, while it seemed that Abrim and the
competing wizards might have also had help. Coin, under the guidance of
his father/staff, wants to rule the world, but has given no thought to
anything but power. I guess that’s the danger of Sourcerers.
Rincewind, being the protagonist, manages to get himself back to
Ank-Morpork and into the tower of Sourcery, where he knocks the staff
out of Coin’s hand, and tells him he doesn’t have to do everything the
staff tells him. Coin, who is starting to break down at all the power he
has accumulated, hesitates, and he likes the feeling, and eventually
refuses to wield the staff again. It breaks, and Death finally gets the
father.
It was a bit anti-climactic –I guess nobody ever thought
of telling Coin he didn’t have to obey everything, especially the
killing part of his job. My biggest problem is that this small gesture
from Rincewind is the only thing the characters do of their own accord,
and except for the theft of the archmage hat, it’s the only thing the
characters do intentionally. The rest is reaction to what’s going on
around them, with no influence on anything.
There is a brief
tack-on the story that doesn’t add much, as the ice giants are released
from another layer of the world when Coin imprisons the gods, and they
try to freeze the world. Nigel tries to talk to them, but it’s Coin who
saves everybody, by bursting the bubble and releasing the gods, who
re-imprison the ice giants.
That could have been a whole story
in itself, as I was just beginning to enjoy Rincewind, who decides to
take action, and Conina/Nigel, who try to confront the ice giants, even
though they fail to achieve anything. At least they weren’t just hiding,
as they did for most of the rest of the book. Fortunately, the author’s
writing style led to a lot of laughs, some of which were audible as I
read. It was a fun read, if just for the asides and commentary of the
narration. I would have preferred a better story, but on the whole it
balances out to something enjoyable.